Stay Clean. Play Dirty.
At home STI/STD testing made easy. Your bedroom, your rules. Swap stressy clinics for comfy couches and take control of your sexual health in a way that fits your life
Because Monogamy Is Just One Option—Your Health Isn’t
Our test kits respect your right to explore. Get fast, private results that help you navigate your multi-partner lifestyle confidently. We won’t ask questions—just deliver answers.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does your at-home STD testing process work?
Our at-home STI/STD testing is designed to be both convenient and discreet. After you place your order online, we ship your test kit in plain, confidential packaging directly to your doorstep. Inside the kit, you’ll find clear, step-by-step instructions and all necessary materials for sample collection. Once you’ve collected your sample—such as a small blood prick, urine sample, or a swab—you simply seal it in the pre-labeled return envelope provided and send it to our certified partner laboratory using the prepaid shipping label. You’ll be notified as soon as your results are ready, and you can securely access them through your private online dashboard. Throughout the entire process, our dedicated support team is available to assist with any questions.
How do I collect and return my sample?
Each test kit includes detailed instructions for proper sample collection. Depending on the test, you may be asked to provide a small blood spot via a finger prick, a urine sample, or a swab. All required materials—such as lancets, swabs, or collection vials—are included, along with sanitizing wipes and a return mailer. After collecting your sample, simply package it using the provided materials and drop it into any mailbox or shipping drop-off location. Our prepaid, trackable return label ensures that your sample arrives at our laboratory quickly and safely.
When will I receive my results, and how will they be delivered?
Results are available within 2–5 business days after the laboratory receives your sample. As soon as your results are finalized, we’ll send you a secure notification. You can then log into your private online dashboard to review your results. This secure digital platform allows you to easily download and print your test reports, as well as access any next-step recommendations.
How is my personal information and privacy protected?
FIrst and foremost, we do not sell your data to anyone else. We are committed to safeguarding your personal and health information. All data is stored on secure, encrypted servers, and we strictly comply with all applicable healthcare privacy regulations, including HIPAA. Your test kit arrives in unbranded packaging, and even our billing practices are designed to maintain discretion. Only you have access to your results through a secure, password-protected online portal. We never share your data with third parties without your explicit consent.
Is the packaging discreet, and will anyone know what’s inside?
Discretion is a cornerstone of our service. All test kits are shipped in plain, unbranded packaging without any references to STI/STD testing. Shipping labels do not disclose the contents of the package. In addition, billing statements are kept generic to maintain your privacy at all stages of the process.
Are these tests suitable for regular screenings or only when I suspect an infection?
Our testing services are designed for both routine screenings and for times when you may suspect exposure. Regular testing is a key component of proactive sexual health management, especially for those with multiple partners or who are entering new relationships. Our healthcare professionals can help you determine the appropriate testing frequency based on your individual risk factors and lifestyle.
How does your service compare to going to a clinic or doctor’s office?
Our STI/STD testing offers a high level of privacy, convenience, and accessibility. You can complete the entire process from home, avoiding waiting rooms, travel, and scheduling hassles. Our tests are processed by the same high-quality laboratories that many healthcare providers use, ensuring that you receive reliable results. While we encourage seeking in-person medical care if you experience concerning symptoms, our service can serve as a valuable, complementary option for routine checks or initial screenings.
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